Three Ninja Secrets of the Christian Business Blog
June 13th, 2008 Categories: Christian Business Blog
Ahhh….welcome, young grasshopper. I see that your training has led you to this blog post. Congratulations. Your journey is almost finished.
You have no doubt already answered life’s great questions by now: What is the meaning of life? What is my life’s calling? What happened to that other black sock? Now, you’re ready for the Holy Grail of questions….
What are the ninja secrets of the Christian business blog?
Very good question. There are three ninja secrets of the Christian business blog. They are as follows:
1) A Christian Business blog can do everything a static page can do, but better. It’s kinda like having a ninja basketball player. It’s one thing to be able to dunk, but a ninja player can do the backflip dunk….but I digress. The blog can do anything, absolutely anything, that the static page can do, but with the added functionality of being a Google….well, ninja. It’s sneaky like that.
2) A Christian Business blog can vanquish foes faster than a Chinese star. It’s called market dominance, and you’ll have it after three months of consistently writing about your shiny red widget, or whatever else it is that you sell. Why? Because blogs use special ninja power to leverage search engines to work on your behalf. All you have to do is stay on topic, deliver some quality content, and try not to scare anybody away with your startlingly loud “keeeeee-ya!”
3) A Christian Business Blog can make you smarter and thinner. No, but that would be cool. But it can leverage the time you spend online to make you a lot of money, which will make you feel smarter anyway. He He. Still, the previous two points remain true. Many, many small business owners devote large sums of money to pay-per-click advertising, billboards, newspaper ads, and more. The truth is that those types of leads are only partially qualified when compared to genuine, long tail searchers looking for your exact product. The best way to reach these folks, by and large, is the blog.
How do I get one? It’s weird that you should ask that question. I actually know a guy. He designs cool, beautiful, functional, powerfully optimized blog solutions for Christian businesses. You should write him.
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